Humor

My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with your pick up truck. Fortunately it wasn't too bad, and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your sports car.

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